This is the story of a girl...

superpoop.com

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:57:11 -0500

superpoop.com

thebrewerpatriot: Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Desk | Gadget...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:28:44 -0500

thebrewerpatriot:

Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Desk | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

This will help me get my work done.

Currently watching on VHS, so when I get the kickass fancy 70th...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:19:26 -0500

Currently watching on VHS, so when I get the kickass fancy 70th anniversary Blu-Ray that comes out tomorrow, I can truly appreciate just how far technology has come.

Beauty and the Beast? At 7.09, she barely outranks him. (via)

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:25:00 -0500

Beauty and the Beast? At 7.09, she barely outranks him.

(via)

I’d say 6.56 is ranking a beast pretty high. (via)

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:20:00 -0500

I’d say 6.56 is ranking a beast pretty high.

(via)

Laurence Olivier is judging you.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:48:05 -0500

Laurence Olivier is judging you.

mykicks: I’m singing the theme song right now And now I am,...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:27:13 -0500

mykicks:

I’m singing the theme song right now

And now I am, too.

courtneyness: stillheresmiling:youmaybeoffended I want a sink...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:20:57 -0500

courtneyness:

stillheresmiling:youmaybeoffended

I want a sink full of ducklings.

It's like a bad version of Clue.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:00:05 -0500

Me: The guy in the car behind us looks like Hugh Laurie. It's kind of delightful. BFF: Maybe it...

fuckyeahbjnovak: betternovembers: Ryan: You don’t have to keep...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:49:10 -0500

fuckyeahbjnovak:

betternovembers:

Ryan: You don’t have to keep saying “I do declare” any time you say something, it means you’re declaring.

The Office, 6.09: Murder

kaytee: ardenashley: natashavc: We must all march into the...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:17:56 -0500

kaytee:

ardenashley:

natashavc:

We must all march into the ocean and reclaim otters as our rightful pets.

LOOK AT SYDNEY THE PET OTTER IF YOU DARE.

Oh. My. God.

This.

Screw the pet bunny, I want an otter.

Omg, stop it. This video. It kills me.

Oh, God, now I know it’s possible to have an otter as a pet. THERE IS NO TAKING THIS KNOWLEDGE AWAY FROM ME, WORLD!

(via sunlightandamocha) THIS WILL BE MY LIFE ONE DAY!!!

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:47:48 -0500

(via sunlightandamocha)

THIS WILL BE MY LIFE ONE DAY!!!

(via sunlightandamocha)

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:37:00 -0500

(via sunlightandamocha)

Smug, preppy Ryan Howard might be my favorite Ryan Howard. For...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:17:33 -0500

Smug, preppy Ryan Howard might be my favorite Ryan Howard.

For now.

New fishies Fred and George. They’re blurry from all that...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:57:24 -0500

New fishies Fred and George. They’re blurry from all that swimming. You know, to keep alive.

babybirdie: jason schwartzman, future father of my unborn...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:01:56 -0500

babybirdie:

jason schwartzman, future father of my unborn children, was on that chung lady’s show a min. ago, but i totally missed it.

WHAT NEW SHOW OR MOVIE IS HE IN? someone tell me please.

Fantastic Mr. Fox!

Fantastic Mr. Fox is shaping up to delight me thoroughly.

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:47:27 -0500

Fantastic Mr. Fox is shaping up to delight me thoroughly.

thedivineash: notthatkindagay: peterwknox: mdfsmash: An open...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:39:51 -0500

thedivineash:

notthatkindagay:

peterwknox:

mdfsmash:

An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:

Dear Mr. Colbert,

Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever one was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”

Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.

On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.

Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.

We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.

We’re raising Hell, man.

THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

That’s marketing, man.

NEVER BACK DOWN!!!

"the right stuff": a haiku

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:56:03 -0500

awkwardlyawesome: rufusmom: scottfriday: oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh - oh, oh, oh oh, oh…...

kayrutledge: Artie’s my boy for real. Haters back...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:48:03 -0500

kayrutledge:

Artie’s my boy for real.

Haters back off.

Favorite!