Washington, Washington!
I know I’ve posted this before, but I figured now would be a good time to do it again.
had a pocket full of horses! fucked the shit outta bears!
ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
oh my god this is amazing
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY MOTHERFUCKERS.
Again, he’ll save children…but not British children.
He once held an opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid… at a party.
