January 2012
31 posts
“Jean-Ralphio is an exaggeration of that optimistic douchebaggy friend you have....”
– Ben Schwartz (via jeanralphiodanceuponme)
And you nail it, Ben Schwartz. You nail it every single time.
I am dead tired already, but I'll be darned if I'm...
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“New light is set to be cast on David Bowie’s enigmatic, tight-trousered...”
– Labyrinth gets graphic novel prequel | Books | guardian.co.uk (via shorterexcerpts)
Chuck Norris could make fetch happen.
I just bought Scrunchies and a power drill.
2012 doesn’t know what hit it.
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NEW ADULT SKILL ACQUIRED
The making right-side-out and all-at-once putting on of three shirts that I took off all-at-once the other day.
My Only True New Year's Resolution: Don't stop...
If Jay-Z has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one,...
December 2011
80 posts
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy... if...
WatchDid I mention it moves?
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