Why I love Chemistry:
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA
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I like smart jokes.
Ain’t Even Done With The Night — John Mellencamp (when he was about 12). His first Top 20 song, and it holds up really well.
John Cougar! There was no Mellencamp back then!
I’m not the huge Mellenhead I used to be - the song that became the Chevy theme just crawls away in shame and hides when put next to “
BloodRain on the Scarecrow (blood on the plow)”, “Pink Houses”, and “Paper in Fire”. Man put on a hell of a show back in the day, though.
I love Johnny Cougar Mellencamp and any variation thereof.
Wagon Wheel - Old Crow Medicine Show
Cover of the awesome but unfinished/unreleased Bob Dylan song ‘Rock Me Mama’, written for the 1973 film Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid in which Dylan also acted. Old Crow Medicine Show added the verses to Dylan’s already written chorus.
I’ve been rocking out quite a bit to this lately.
“I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t wanna go to.”
I feel like this all the time.
I’m a bastard.
“Dance Dreams (Lady GaGa vs. Eurythmics)”, by Divide & Kreate
This is basically the biggest thing to happen to music since the Beatles played Ed Sullivan.
Fridays should all feature photographs of cute animals and hot dance traxx.
This is important.
