I will make this happen to my black cat, you mark my words.
(Source: animalstalkinginallcaps, via i-dream-of-gene)
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Jean-Ralphio is an exaggeration of that optimistic douchebaggy friend you have. I think he’s kind of loveable; I try to make him loveable so you root for him. Literally, my goal is that when he does something stupid, you go [sweetly], “Oh, Jean-Ralphio!” Like a little kid who made a mistake. “You got your head stuck in the honey jar again, Jean-Ralphio!
Ben Schwartz (via jeanralphiodanceuponme)
And you nail it, Ben Schwartz. You nail it every single time.
(Source: The A.V. Club, via driftingdiscourse)
La nueva línea de maquillaje de Paul & Joe inspirada en gatitos
Get on my lips. Get on them right now.
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